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  • Buy Low, Sell High, and Hope You Don’t End Up in the Zoo

    Buy Low, Sell High, and Hope You Don’t End Up in the Zoo

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    Kuba Pudding Jr.
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    Greetings, my financially curious primates! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your jungle-certified investing guru, ready to teach you the fine art of stock options trading—because why settle for regular stock trading when you can add more risk, more reward, and more reasons to dramatically thump your chest in victory (or despair)? Now, if you’re wondering,…

  • If You Can Start a Conga Line, You Can Start a Business

    If You Can Start a Conga Line, You Can Start a Business

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    Kuba Pudding Jr.
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    Hello, entrepreneurial humans! Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your favorite silverback entrepreneur, advice guru, and occasional pudding enthusiast. Starting a business might seem as intimidating as wrestling a crocodile (something I’ve thankfully only done once), but with the right mindset and a solid plan, even you furless primates can thrive in the jungle of commerce. Starting…