Tag: facial hair
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From Fuzz to Ferocious: Kuba’s Ultimate Beard Growth Guide
Greetings, my follicularly ambitious primates! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your bearded banana-loving guru, here to answer one of life’s most pressing questions: how do you grow a beard like a true gorilla? Now, I know what you’re thinking—”But Kuba, gorillas don’t have beards!” To which I say: have you ever seen a silverback in…