Hello, my human friends! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your favorite gorilla philosopher and accidental matchmaker. Today, we’re talking about a topic that’s even more mysterious than why humans wear ties: love. How do you know you’re in love? Let’s just say if you’re choosing someone over a banana, you might be smitten.
Love can be as thrilling as swinging through the jungle and as confusing as trying to open a coconut with a spoon. But don’t worry, Kuba’s here to help you figure it out.
1. You’d Share Your Last Banana
For us gorillas, bananas are life. So, if you’re willing to give up your last banana for someone, you’re in deep. In human terms, this might mean sharing your fries or letting them have the last slice of pizza.
Gorilla Tip: Love is about selflessness. If you find joy in seeing them happy—even at your own expense—that’s love. Once, I gave Chungi, my wife, my entire stash of ripest bananas because she was feeling down. Seeing her smile? Worth every bite. Check out this guide on building stronger relationships.
2. You’re Always Thinking About Them
When you’re in love, they’re constantly on your mind. You’ll find yourself daydreaming about their laugh, their quirks, and whether they’d appreciate a surprise gift (like a handmade vine swing, perhaps).
Gorilla Wisdom: If you’re texting them more than your troop chat, you’re definitely feeling the love. I remember weaving a heart-shaped hammock for Chungi after picturing how happy she’d look lounging in it. Read 10 Signs You’re in Love for more insights.
3. You Care About Their Happiness
When you’re in love, their happiness matters as much as your own. You’ll go out of your way to make their day better, whether that means giving a heartfelt compliment or cheering them up after a tough day.
Gorilla Example: I once spent hours collecting the rarest jungle flowers for Chungi after she admired them. Her happiness was the best reward. Love is about effort and thoughtfulness. Check out How to Make Your Partner Happy.
4. You’re Comfortable Being Yourself
Love isn’t about pretending to be something you’re not. If you can be your quirky, banana-loving self around them and they love you for it, that’s a good sign.
Gorilla Tip: Chungi once caught me practicing my pudding dance in secret, and instead of laughing at me, she joined in. If you find someone who embraces your quirks, they’re a keeper. Check out How to Be Yourself in a Relationship.
5. You Want Them to Meet Your Troop
In the jungle, introducing someone to your troop is a big deal. For humans, this might mean bringing them to family dinners or introducing them to friends. If you’re proud to show them off, it’s love.
Gorilla Wisdom: When I introduced Chungi to my troop, even the grumpiest gorilla gave her a banana of approval. That’s when I knew she was the one. Sharing your life means sharing your loved ones, too.
6. You See a Future Together
Love isn’t just about the present; it’s about the future. When you’re in love, you’ll start imagining what life would look like together—whether that’s building a nest or co-owning a banana plantation.
Gorilla Tip: With Chungi, I started dreaming of raising little gorilla adventurers and planting banana groves together. If you’re planning for more than just next week’s dinner, you’re on the right track. Read How to Know If It’s True Love.
Bonus: Kuba’s Quick Checklist for Knowing You’re in Love
- You’d share your last banana
- You’re always thinking about them
- You care deeply about their happiness
- You feel comfortable being yourself
- You want them to meet your troop
- You see a future together
So, humans, if you’re nodding along to this list, chances are you’re in love. It’s a wild, wonderful feeling—like finding a whole grove of bananas when you least expect it. Embrace it, nurture it, and let it grow.
And remember: Love is the one thing that even a banana-scented gorilla like me can’t fully explain. But if you’ve got it, hold onto it tight (but not too tight—you don’t want to squish it). Now go out there and love like a gorilla!
With heart-shaped bananas,
Kuba Pudding Jr.
Your jungle-certified love guru
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